Merry Christmas, you Masters of War! X's and O's to everyone else. You're stone cold. I thought I knew you so well.

Happy Holidays from your favorite/least favorite band of all time. While you all celebrate with your loved ones, remember one thing: MFUJ lives! Well, right now only Brick is publishing music with his solo band, the Falcons.

Enjoy his attempt at covering Dylan (Bob, to be specific). Try not to laugh too loudly.

Enjoyed it? You didn't? oh well. How about we leave the music to the pros. Take it away, Rainbow! No Dio? Fine... Whatever.