Still confused by his conversation with his new employer, Brick
sleepwalked through the following days of work until it was 12/21/2012, the
office Christmas party. Still uncertain about his role in this strange company
that had hired him out of the blue a little while ago, Brick was still working
hard on some never ending list of promos that were always due sooner than he would
want them to be. After a particularly difficult attempt to blend two very
different songs into a smooth transition, brick was startled by a friendly hand
o his shoulder. It was the lovely young assistant producer, Amethyst.
Dressed within the parameters of her usual purple palette, Amy
(as most people called her) was not gifted height wise, but what she lacked in
altitude, she more than made up for with her buoyant spirit and rustic good
looks.
"Brick?" she asked our weary protagonist.
"Yes, Amy?" he replied as if his lungs were just freed
of lethal sea water.
"Aren't you coming?"
"Hmmm?"
"The Christmas party."
"Oh, right..."
"You forgot, didn't you?'
"Yeah, kinda."
"Well, you should come. Celebrate the end of the world that
never came."
"I think I should just..."
With a look of determination Amy interrupted Brick: "There
is no way I'm letting you work while everyone else goes down to the bar for the
party. No more of this loner BS for you, Brick. You're part of this family now.
C'mon."
Presented with an offer he couldn't refuse from a woman he couldn't
say no to, Brick reluctantly tossed on his ancient winter coat and hopped on
the tiny lift down to the main floor and passed through the glass doors towards
the icy streets. His head grew light from the rush of cold vapors being blasted
in his face as he struggled to get the hood of his coat to stay on top of his
now scruffy hair.
The entrance to the bar was not going to win any awards for creativity
or design, but it was a functional wood/glass hybrid and it would live out the
rest of its inanimate door life as a sturdy, but boring entrance to a run of
the mill sports bar. The company Brick worked for had rented the place out for
a few hours to reward its loyal employees with free booze and grub. Having
already eaten recently and not being a consumer of alcoholic beverages would
come back to haunt our already stressed out hero.
Taking a seat at the closest available table, Brick rested his
elbows against the thin tablecloth that resembled the paper in an old brown
paper bag. In the distance he saw Slate, Tigre and Ombre squabble over what was
the best drink/meal combo. One argued that wine goes with everything, another
that Jack Daniels was like kissing god...or the other, cloven-hoofed fellow. Such
debates held little interest for the eternally sober Brick. His solitude was
his strategy for surviving the holiday party unscathed, but alas it was not
meant to be. Soon a couple of his fellow editors sat down across from him. They
were, of course, more interested in themselves to pay much notice to Brick,
save to chastise him once in a while for not partaking in the art of boozery,
at least, that's what Brick would have called it...
Mercifully, some women sat down at the table. A couple were in
the I'm-old-enough-to-be-your-mom-but-I'll-treat-you-like-an-adult age range. There
was also Amethyst, who sat down next to Brick, which made the table seem ten times
more tolerable a place to wait out this end of the world Christmas crossover
mash-up remix of a party. While the table continued to order a steady supply of
food and refreshments of the 21 and older variety, Brick felt himself slip
further away from the group. Far away, Slate was making the case for vodka
being the ultimate in holiday-improving beverages. Ombre was not having any of
this and was ready to argue for the merits of fruit flavored liqueurs.
"Not drinking?" Amy asked Brick as she took a sip of
her beer.
"Nope."
"Why not?" asked a creepy former employee who had
relocated to a different department of the same company.
"I just don't."
"But you're a creative person, you should drink."
"I just don't want to, okay?"
"Okay..."
"I'm sorry, I just, I don't have any interest in
consuming something that's poisonous to my liver just because everyone else is,
ok?
"Fine. Just wanted to help."
The evening continued in that awkward tone as Brick kept
sneaking glances at Amethyst. This was, however a party, so of course the drunken
broadcasters would get up to propose toasts filed with so many private jokes
that it rendered the humor nigh-incomprehensible. The speeches got worse and more
jumbled as the hours rolled by. When some of the women were getting ready to go
back to the office, Brick saw his escape strategy, joined their extraction team
and left the drunk to so be up on their own.
The walk back was brisk but invigorating. Brick was happy
just to be near Amethyst, even though she was more preoccupied with her plans
for the rest of the evening. Upon reaching the glass doors in front of the
studio, Amethyst, noticing that Brick wasn't going back inside and reflecting
on his general despair earlier that evening, told him that she would miss him
during the holidays and reached out to hug him. He of course welcomed her warm
embrace and knew that such a gift would not likely repeat in the foreseeable
future. Amethyst went inside after saying a few more pleasantries and Brick was
left alone to ponder his changing life as the afterglow of her touch eroded in
the cold December night air.
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