G Mod: "World's worst solo cover artist releases his take on Dreamer Deceiver. I Issue a challenge to all you bored record companies. Try to make something like this sell. What? You chicken? Or Lazy? Yeah, with a capital L."

Before he was threatening Tigerman with the vaguest of threats while a Ronnie James Dio lyric came to life outside the Tiger International office building, G Mod was dismantling the MFUJ band name, one initial at a time. Well, it lost the J awhile ago. (Remember MFU+?) Things were going pretty badly for the band after they filmed the fourth and quite likely final MFUJSF webisode. While Tigerman had escaped the commotion by spending all his time at his new job, Brick was left with the humiliating task of watching his band publically humiliated by its own manager, who had seized control of the band away and tormented Brick with that fact ever since. You can just imagine what sort of graphic, edgy metaphor we could use to describe what it feels like to watch something you've loved and nurtured suddenly and perversely violated by someone while you watch helplessly... ok, we've just been informed that we're being sued by the makers of Law and Order for encroaching on their turf of socially acceptable deplrable programming.

With the sullen drummer, Shadow, standing behind him as a reluctant bodyguard, G Mod delivered a scathing press conference in which he denounced Brick as a "One-dimensional noise merchant who should have sold his soul in order to produce better music. His 'real' soul, not the metaphorical one that I got when he signed onto my record label."

He then pulled out a newly printed single, a rarely seen commodity in the digital era, which featured Brick's first attempt at a cover of Dreamer Deceiver. "Have you ever heard such rubbish in all your life? It's so bad that I've been reduced to using British slang to describe it. It's bloody awful, blood out of your ears...."

Although the cover was produced by Brick's solo band (literally solo), The Falcons, G Mod still controlled at least 99.9 % of all profits made by the band and all its spin-offs and side projects. "Effective immediately," he declared, "MFUJ is now officially dissolved. Anyone except upper management and the blog staff is prohibited from reproducing MFUJ without the prior consent of G Mod himself. As per the contract that Brick had unwittingly signed and lost all his privileges and rights as both a performer and a musician, what this would lead to, we'll delve into later."

For more of g Mod's thoughts, check us out on twitter. Don't you hate it when people beg you to follow them on twitter as a man would try to woo a woman.

"Go ahead and sell the song. I bet none of you record holders would take a chance by selling the song and not going into the red. pretty difficult. You're all just lazy"